Terms and Conditions

Terms Of Use:

Attention! These terms of service govern your use of this site, which is created by our company Dank Donkey Souvenirs. By accessing this site you, as the customer, are implying you have read and understood all terms and conditions.

These terms of use are subject to change by Dank Donkey Souvenirs at any time in discretion. Your use of this site after changes are implemented constitutes you acknowledge and accept the changes. Please, refer to these terms of use regularly. 

Access To This Site:

You must be twenty one (21) years of age or older to access this website. If you are under twenty one years of age, you are not permitted to access this website for any reason. The age restrictions implemented for use of this website ensures no information obtained by this web site falls within the child online privacy act (COPA) and is not monitored as doing so.
 To access this site, you may be asked to provide proof of legal age or other information. It is a condition of your use of this site that all the information you provide on this site will be valid, complete and correct. If Dank Donkey Souvenirs is under the impression the information you provide is not valid, complete or correct, we have the right to refuse you access to this site or any of its resources and to terminate or suspend your access at any given time, without notice.

Privacy Policy:

You may use this site for purposes explicitly permitted by this site. You may NOT use this site for any other purpose, including any and all commercial purpose, without written consent from Dank Donkey Souvenirs. You may not co-brand this site, Frame this site, or hyperlink to this site without the express prior written permission of an authorized representative of Dank Donkey Souvenirs. In addition, you may not authorize access to co-brand this site, Frame this site, or hyperlink to this site without the express prior written permission of an authorized representative of Dank Donkey Souvenirs. In reference to these Terms of Use, “co-branding” means to display a name, logo, trademark, or other means of attribution or identification as is reasonably likely to give a user the impression that such other party has any affiliation to Dank Donkey Genetics or, the right to display, publish, or distribute this site or content accessible within this site. You are in agreeance to co-operate with Dank Donkey Souvenirs in causing any unauthorized co-branding, framing or hyper-linking to cease immediately.

Proprietary Information:

All content and material accessible from this site, and any other World Wide Web site owned, operated, licensed, or controlled by Dank Donkey Souvenirs is the proprietary information of Dank Donkey Souvenirs or the party that provided the Content to Dank Donkey Souvenirs. Dank Donkey Souvenirs or the party that provided the Content and/or materials to Dank Donkey Souvenirs retains all right, title, and interest in the Content. Accordingly, the Content and/or materials may not be copied, distributed, republished, uploaded, posted, or transmitted in any way without the prior formal written consent of Dank Donkey Souvenirs, or unless authorized in writing elsewhere on our site, except that you may print out a copy of the Content and/or materials solely for your personal use. You may not remove or alter, or cause to be removed or altered, any copyright, trademark, trade name, service mark, or any other proprietary content and/or materials appearing on our site. Any and all use and modification of the content and/or materials except as exclusively provided in these Terms of Use violates Dank Donkey Souvenirs proprietary rights. Neither title or proprietary rights are transferred to you by gaining access to this site.

Hyperlinks:

This site  dankdonkeysouvenirs.com, dankdonkeygenetics.ca and dankdonkeygenetics.com may be hyperlinked to other sites which are not maintained by, or have relation to, Dank Donkey Souvenirs. Hyperlinks to such sites are provided as a service to users and are not sponsored by or affiliated with this site or Dank Donkey Souvenirs. Dank Donkey Souvenirs has not reviewed any or all of such sites and is not responsible for the content of those sites. Hyperlinks are to be accessed at the user’s own risk, and Dank Donkey Souvenirs makes no representations or warranties about the content, completeness or accuracy of these hyperlinks or the sites hyperlinked to this site. Any hyper-links to any other site does not imply endorsement by Dank Donkey Souvenirs of that site.

Submissions:

All submissions communicated to Dank Donkey Souvenirs are royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, non-exclusive right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform, and display all content, remarks, suggestions, ideas, graphics, or other information communicated to our Company through this site, and to incorporate any Submission in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed Dank Donkey Souvenirs will not be required to treat any Submission as confidential, and may use any Submission in its business (including without limitation, for products or advertising) without incurring any liability for royalties or any other consideration of any kind, and will not incur any liability as a result of any similarities that may appear in future Dank Donkey Souvenirs operations.
 Dank Donkey Souvenirs will treat any personal information that you submit through this site in accordance with its Privacy Policy as set forth on this site.

Disclaimer:

You understand that Dank Donkey Souvenirs cannot and does not guarantee or warrant that files available for downloading from the Internet will be free of viruses, worms, Trojan horses or other code that may manifest contaminating or destructive properties. You are responsible for implementing sufficient procedures and checkpoints to satisfy your particular requirements for accuracy of data input and output, and for maintaining a means external to this site for the reconstruction of any lost data. Dank Donkey Souvenirs does not assume any responsibility or risk for your use of the Internet.
 The Content and materials accessible on this site are not necessarily complete and up-to-date and should not be used to replace any written reports, statements, or notices provided Dank Donkey Souvenirs. Investors, borrowers, and other persons should use the Content and materials available on this site in the same manner as any other educational medium and should not rely on the Content and/ or materials to the exclusion of their own professional judgment. Information obtained by using this site does not cover all issues, topics, or facts that may be relevant to your goals.
 Your use of this site is at your own risk. The Content and/or materials are provided “as is” and without warranties of any kind, either expressed or implied. Dank Donkey Souvenirs disclaims all warranties, including any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, or non-infringement. Dank Donkey Souvenirs does not warrant that the functions or content contained in this site will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that this site or the server that makes it available are free of viruses or other harmful components. Dank Donkey Souvenirs does not warrant or make any representation regarding use, or the result of use, of the content in terms of accuracy, reliability, or otherwise. The content may include technical inaccuracies or typographical errors, and Dank Donkey Souvenirs may make changes or improvements at any time. You, not our Company, assume the entire cost of all necessary servicing, repair or correction in the event of any loss or damage arising from the use of this site or it’s content. Dank Donkey Souvenirs makes no warranties that your use of the content will not infringe the rights of others and assumes no liability or responsibility for errors or omissions in such content.
 All of the information in this site, whether historical in nature or forward-looking, speaks only as of the date the information is posted on this site, and Dank Donkey Souvenirs is not under any obligation to update information after it is posted or to remove information from this site if it is not, or is no longer, accurate or complete.

Limitation On Liability:

Dank Donkey Souvenirs, ITS SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, LICENSORS, SERVICE PROVIDERS, CONTENT PROVIDERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, OFFICERS, AND DIRECTORS WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INCIDENTAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, ACTUAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR OTHER DAMAGES, INCLUDING LOSS OF REVENUE OR INCOME, PAIN AND SUFFERING, EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, OR SIMILAR DAMAGES, EVEN IF Dank Donkey Souvenirs HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. IN NO EVENT WILL THE COLLECTIVE LIABILITY OF Dank Donkey Souvenirs AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, LICENSORS, SERVICE PROVIDERS, CONTENT PROVIDERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, OFFICERS, AND DIRECTORS, TO ANY PARTY (REGARDLESS OF THE FORM OF ACTION, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT, OR OTHERWISE) EXCEED THE GREATER OF $100 OR THE AMOUNT YOU HAVE PAID TO Dank Donkey Souvenirs FOR THE APPLICABLE CONTENT, PRODUCT OR SERVICE OUT OF WHICH LIABILITY AROSE.

Indemnify:

You will indemnify and hold Dank Donkey Souvenirs, its subsidiaries, affiliates, licensors, content providers, service providers, employees, agents, officers, directors, and contractors (hereinafter known as the “Indemnified Parties”) harmless from any breach of these Terms of Use by you, including any use of Content other than as expressly authorized in these Terms of Use. You agree that the Indemnified Parties will have no liability in connection with any such breach or unauthorized use, and you agree to indemnify any and all resulting loss, damages, judgments, awards, costs, expenses, and attorney’s fees of the Indemnified Parties in connection therewith. You will also indemnify and hold the Indemnified Parties harmless from and against any claims brought by third parties arising out of your use of the information accessed from this site.

Trademarks:

Trademarks, service marks, and logos appearing in this site are the property of Dank Donkey Souvenirs or the party that provided the trademarks, service marks, and logos to Dank Donkey Souvenirs and any party that provided trademarks, service marks, and logos to Dank Donkey Souvenirs retain all rights with respect to any of their respective trademarks, service marks, and logos appearing in this site.

Information You Provide:

You may not post, send, submit, publish, or transmit in connection with this site any material that:
 • you do not have the right to post, including proprietary material of any third party;
 • advocates illegal activity or discusses an intent to commit an illegal act;
 • s vulgar, obscene, pornographic, or indecent;
 • does not pertain directly to this site;
 • threatens or abuses others, libels, defames, invades privacy, stalks, is obscene, pornographic, racist, abusive, harassing, threatening or offensive;
 • seeks to exploit or harm children by exposing them to inappropriate content, asking for personally identifiable details or otherwise;
 • infringes any intellectual property or other rights of any entity or person, including violating anyone’s copyrights or trademarks or their rights of publicity;
 • violates any law or may be considered to violate any law;
 • impersonates or misrepresents your connection to any other entity or person or otherwise manipulates headers or identifiers to disguise the origin of the content;advertises any commercial endeavor (e.g., offering for sale products or services) or otherwise engages in any commercial activity (e.g., conducting raffles or contests, displaying sponsorship banners, and/or soliciting goods or services) except as may be specifically authorized on this site;
 • solicits funds, advertisers or sponsors;
 • includes programs which contain viruses, worms and/or Trojan horses or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications;
 • disrupts the normal flow of dialogue, causes a screen to scroll faster than other users are able to type, or otherwise act in a way which affects the ability of other people to engage in real time activities via this site;
 • includes MP3 format files;
 • amounts to a ‘pyramid’ or similar scheme;
 • disobeys any policy or regulations established from time to time regarding use of this site or any networks connected to this site; or
 • contains hyperlinks to other sites that contain content that falls within the descriptions set forth above.
 Although under no obligation to do so, Dank Donkey Souvenirs reserves the right to monitor use of this site to determine compliance with these Terms of Use, as well the right to remove or refuse any information for any reason. Notwithstanding these rights, you remain solely responsible for the content of your submissions. You acknowledge and agree that neither Dank Donkey Souvenirs nor any third party that provides Content to Dank Donkey Souvenirs will assume or have any liability for any action or inaction by Dank Donkey Souvenirs or such third party with respect to any submission.

Security:

Any passwords used for this site are for individual use only. You will be responsible for the security of your password (if any). Dank Donkey Souvenirs will be entitled to monitor your password and, at its discretion, require you to change it. If you use a password that Dank Donkey Souvenirs considers insecure, Dank Donkey Souvenirs will be entitled to require the password to be changed and/or terminate your account.
 You are prohibited from using any services or facilities provided in connection with this site to compromise security or tamper with system resources and/or accounts. The use or distribution of tools designed for compromising security (e.g., password guessing programs, cracking tools or network probing tools) is strictly prohibited. If you become involved in any violation of system security, Dank Donkey Souvenirs reserves the right to release your details to system administrators at other sites in order to assist them in resolving security incidents. Dank Donkey Souvenirs reserves the right to investigate suspected violations of these Terms of Use.
 Dank Donkey Souvenirs reserves the right to fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court order requesting or directing Dank Donkey Souvenirs to disclose the identity of anyone posting any e-mail messages, or publishing or otherwise making available any materials that are believed to violate these Terms of Use.
 

BY ACCEPTING THIS AGREEMENT YOU WAIVE AND HOLD Dank Donkey Souvenirs FROM ANY CLAIMS RESULTING FROM ANY ACTION TAKEN BY Dank Donkey Souvenirs DURING OR AS A RESULT OF ITS INVESTIGATIONS AND/OR FROM ANY ACTIONS TAKEN AS A CONSEQUENCE OF INVESTIGATIONS BY EITHER Dank Donkey Souvenirs OR LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

Miscellaneous:

These Terms of Use will be governed and interpreted pursuant to the laws of the customers Country, State or Province notwithstanding any principles of conflicts of law. You specifically consent to personal jurisdiction in connection with any dispute between you and Company arising out of these Terms of Use or pertaining to the subject matter hereof. The parties to these Terms of Use each agree that the exclusive venue for any dispute between the parties arising out of these Terms of Use or pertaining to the subject matter of these Terms of Use will be in the state/provincial and federal courts in the customers country. If any part of these Terms of Use is unlawful, void or unenforceable, that part will be deemed severable and will not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions. These Terms of Use constitute the entire agreement among the parties relating to this subject matter. Notwithstanding the foregoing, any additional terms and conditions on this site will govern the items to which they pertain Dank Donkey Souvenirs may revise these Terms of Use at any time by updating this posting.

Returns:

ALL SALES ARE FINAL 

Data protection:
 We store and process customer data in accordance with the current legal requirements of the data protection law, the telecommunications laws and the teleservices protection law.

PLEASE NOTE: Please keep all packaging and breeders packs that your order arrives in case there is a problem with your shipment. We urge that you do this so we can help rectify the issue. Dank Donkey Souvenirs is a Canada based company and we will charge you only in CAN (Canadian Dollar). Any further charge incurred will be a bank currency conversion fee that your bank will charge you to exchange this into your domestic currency.

Legal:

We only sell seeds as NOVELTY only. Please do not contact us asking for grow advice of any kind. Also, you acknowledge that you are over 21 and you are going to adhere to whatever laws your state/province has on record. You also release Dank Donkey Souvenirs of any liability or legal problems as we are assuming that you are purchasing them for the PRESERVATION OF RARE HEMP GENETICS AND ONLY FOR NOVELTY SOUVENIR COLLECTABLES. YOU ALSO RELEASE DANK DONKEY SOUVENIRS OF ANY LIABILITY OR LEGAL PROBLEMS AS WE ASSUME THAT YOU ARE PURCHASING THEM FOR THE PRESERVATION OF RARE HEMP GENETICS AND FOR NOVELTY SOUVENIR COLLECTABLES,